Cheesemonster’s Secret Stash

CURRENT DROP: OCTOBER 18TH, 12-4PM

NEXT DROP: NOVEMBER 15TH, 12-4PM, PREORDERS OPEN 10/19

Impress your friends and make your enemies jealous with DC’s hottest monthly cheese drop: Cheesemonster’s Secret Stash. Each month, we open up our cheese vault and unlock your access to our favorite seasonal, hard-to-find cheeses and accompaniments. But beware - each cheese drop is available for ONE DAY ONLY and is only accessible through preorder.

Here’s how it works: preorders will open a few weeks before the drop. When they open, preorder your cut of our specially curated Secret Stash to make sure that you’re on the access list. On the day of the drop, swing by Mess Hall during pick up hours, receive your stash, and get ready to experience some of the best and tastiest cheeses and accompaniments out there.

Each month’s stash contains:

3 half pounds of different, seasonally appropriate hard-to-find cheeses (1.5lb cheese total)
3 delicious accompaniments curated to go with your cheeses
(optional) 1 tasty meaty treat

More questions? Check out our FAQ page, or shoot us an email.

Cheesemonster's Secret Stash: October Drop Preorder

Cheesemonster's Secret Stash: October Drop Preorder

$90.00

Impress your friends and make your enemies jealous with DC’s hottest monthly cheese drop: Cheesemonster’s Secret Stash.

Every month, preorder your cut of our specially curated Secret Stash and experience some of the best, tastiest, and hard-to-find cheeses and accompaniments out there. Each month’s stash contains:

3 half pounds of different, seasonally appropriate hard-to-find cheeses (1.5lb cheese total)
3 delicious accompaniments curated to go with your cheeses

Pre-orders open a few weeks before the drop, and when we’re sold out, we’re sold out. But don’t worry… there’s always next month.

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Cheese me up!